Maltok 5, the secret interplanetary ruler of Earth and 4 other grade C planets, must convey information to the world through his minions. Beware all evildoers!
Now that the FISA vote is postponed a bit, Obama has some time to recalibrate his communications regarding the current pending legislation. As usual, Keith Olberman has a great take on this. -Maltok 5
Behold a pale horse rising Underneath the radar screen Of you and me conniving Underneath the bleacher seats...
Well me and Marie Thought we'd nothing left to see At the tenderized age of 19 Our logic unassailable Our goals were all attainable We were on top of the Scene
Well we rode around in cars and to many juice bars In a Vanagon with a crop circle emblem Political connections led to Other world inspections Till the men started showing up in black suits Banging on my door And then our bodies started floating off the floor
I want to know I don't want to know
Some things I've seen have been worrying me But I think I got it all figured out I took the documentation on the alien nation And I mailed a thousand copies To the Postmaster General for the war But it didn't get far
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep If I should die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take If I should die before I wake Just let me dream...
Now I'm edgy and I'm nervous and I'm twitchy And I'm feeling pretty sketchy about the Weight of the world falling off our shoulders
Behold a pale horse rising Underneath the radar screen Of you and me conniving Everywhere and in between I want to know I don't want to know
May all beings be free from hostility Bathe our hearts in the Sea of Tranquility Give us strength and give us clarity Open our minds to possibilities May all beings be free from hostility now
Now I'm boarding up the windows And I'm charging up my batteries And hiding in the basement With my shotgun pointed at the door I can't take any more
I can't feel my face in the morning I can't feel my baby beside me I can feel the flesh rot on my bones We're going down...
Behold a pale horse rising Underneath the radar screen Of you and me conniving Cutting off the puppet strings